A rhyming blessing for everyone who uses email to get things done …
May your WiFi be strong and your inbox be light
May every address in the “to” field be right
May your subject be noticed
And your content be focused
May your words be retrieved
And your intentions received
May your hyperlinks click
And your unsubscribes stick
May your typos be rare
And attachments be there
May you avoid all-caps showdowns
And reply-to-all meltdowns
May you never fall prey to pfishing or fakes
May “out of office” give you a break
May everyone’s signature contain key details
May the quota gods free you from mailbox-full jail
When every last message goes out with a swish
May all your recipients respond as you wish
And when inbox zero is a game you have won
May you close down that app and do something fun
